ole!

"She is a Spanish burger."

hair's on the fritz

"She's got a lot of shit, but she doesn't have spritz..."

Casing? or Cases?

"Do you like polish sausage?"
"What? Do I work at the post office?"

what a crappy job

"I wonder how many pictures there are of poop on the internet"

must have been a pressure system...

"No, my face cracked off later."

we all have our moments

"He's a pretty nice guy...except when he tries to rape people."

we're all the same on the inside!....

"Let's GO! Stop being afraid, it's just a handicapped guy trying to get on the sidewalk!"

This..odor that....

"Can we go home and smell it?"

"Alright smell it, then call me and let me know."

It's 3am text messages...

"Home Staff No Crap" ????

when do you want the milk?

CANCEL THE MILK!

It's all about out of context. Well I guess some of the time it's still 'in context'. It's those crazy overheard conversations/statements that put goofy visuals in your head. And they're even funnier when it's your friends that have a case of diarrhea of the mouth...