what a crappy job

"I wonder how many pictures there are of poop on the internet"

must have been a pressure system...

"No, my face cracked off later."

we all have our moments

"He's a pretty nice guy...except when he tries to rape people."

we're all the same on the inside!....

"Let's GO! Stop being afraid, it's just a handicapped guy trying to get on the sidewalk!"

This..odor that....

"Can we go home and smell it?"

"Alright smell it, then call me and let me know."